Shorter Sweeny Todd

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Severus Snape gets Wormtail to cosh Jack Sparrow Edward Scissorhands over the head. Bellatrix Lestrange runs a bake-shop in Knockturn Alley.

Then Rupert Giles drops by for a hair cut.

There is some bleeding.

Everyone not a lyric soprano or tenor dies or goes mad.

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Bellatrix Lestrange runs a bake-shop in Knockturn Alley.

With the expected results. (I was actually introduced Helena Bonham Carter by accidentally watching Sweeney Todd, HP6, and Fight Club all in the same week. And then I asked my peoples if she ever played anyone who wasn't insane... *g*)

Tee hee. I like this summary very much.

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What's especially funny is that HBC was once known for her roles in fastidious British costume dramas. They called her the "English Rose".

Seems that she went quite out of her way to avoid being type-cast!