Bob the Mole

A Dollhouse fic I wrote for doll_ficathon and my first Bones fic that I wrote in response to yesterday's angst-tasticness.

...and a Norwegian forensic anthropologist at a rivethead black metal concert identifies some skeletal remains as,

"Definitely human. And according to the orthodonture - American."

"American? Are you certain?"

"Yes, American."




Best teeth on the planet. There's a reason I love this country.

(This post is brought to you by "My orthodontist put a heavier gauge wire on my bottom teeth this week and now my mouth hurts, ow.")