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I'm watching Bones reruns...
Apr. 8th, 2010 01:43 am...and a Norwegian forensic anthropologist at a rivethead black metal concert identifies some skeletal remains as,
"Definitely human. And according to the orthodonture - American."
"American? Are you certain?"
"Yes, American."
Best teeth on the planet. There's a reason I love this country.
(This post is brought to you by "My orthodontist put a heavier gauge wire on my bottom teeth this week and now my mouth hurts, ow.")
"Definitely human. And according to the orthodonture - American."
"American? Are you certain?"
"Yes, American."
Best teeth on the planet. There's a reason I love this country.
(This post is brought to you by "My orthodontist put a heavier gauge wire on my bottom teeth this week and now my mouth hurts, ow.")