Shorter Sweeny Todd

Severus Snape gets Wormtail to cosh Jack Sparrow Edward Scissorhands over the head. Bellatrix Lestrange runs a bake-shop in Knockturn Alley.

Then Rupert Giles drops by for a hair cut.

There is some bleeding.

Everyone not a lyric soprano or tenor dies or goes mad.

Shorter Sweeny Todd

Severus Snape gets Wormtail to cosh Jack Sparrow Edward Scissorhands over the head. Bellatrix Lestrange runs a bake-shop in Knockturn Alley.

Then Rupert Giles drops by for a hair cut.

There is some bleeding.

Everyone not a lyric soprano or tenor dies or goes mad.